**** gf **** whipped cream? The only way I can get off is if I cover my gf s b00bs in chocolate syrup and extra thick whipped cream t!t Fu(k the hell out of her and blast all over her t!ts. When I say cover them I am talking an entire bottle of chocolate syrup and 2 large cans of whipped cream. I am not joking when I say that this is the only way that I can get off.
Is there anybody else out there that likes this or am I the only one? |
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I think I have a whipped cream fetish? Whenever a girl I'm ******* gets whipped cream and puts it on her titties, I get super horny. I I lick the whipped cream off her ****, and I just love it. Isn't this weird that I get horny by whipped cream?
Then I was eating her out, and she put whipped cream on her pussy, and I loved the taste of it, not her pussy, the whipped cream. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!!???
Then a week later, I saw whipped cream in my refrigerator. I got super horny at the memory of eating whipped cream off her nipples, so I could to rub one out, imagining the taste of whipped cream and pussy combined.
So isn't it strange that I get horny by whipped cream? Does this happen to other men? Are there any exercises or surgeries I can do to fix that? A surgery on my brain would probably help . . . how much does that cost? |
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Heterosexual male likes to TiT fu{k gf with whipped cream? The only way I can get off is if I cover my gf s b00bs in chocolate syrup and extra thick whipped cream t!t Fu(k the hell out of her and blast all over her t!ts. When I say cover them I am talking an entire bottle of chocolate syrup and 2 large cans of whipped cream. I am not joking when I say that this is the only way that I can get off.
Is there anybody else out there that likes this or am I the only one? |
As long as your girlfriend is happy, what is the problem.
People have so many different unusual likes and dislikes that I wouldn't worry about it. And people's tastes change over time. |
How do I tell my son about whores or high school girls? My son is a lesbian, he thinks all girls are gay and such. So what should I do, tell him to take the girl to the prom and smack her *** tightly or pay her off myself? She's 19, but in college, and such a hobag. Whip slick whilly out and have him go to town on her breasts. Lavish them with snot and twirl those **** with fruit. Ooh. |
| Somebody sounds sexually frustrated on this fine day! |
Is it wrong to breast feed when your guy is 8 years old? my sons friend seemed surpirsed when I whipped out my **** and he started sucking away but he has the best grades in his class hes a meir geniuss |
| that is guy molesting if you ask me! your sick and need to get slapped in the face with your boobies to wake your stupid self up! |
When a woman has a baby, does all sense of public decency go out the window? I'm not talking about ALL women who have babies. Just some. For example:
A couple days ago at my work (I work in a restaurant), there was a party of women with their guyren sitting outside on the patio having lunch. One of the women obviously just had a baby and WHILE the MALE server was out there taking their order, the women just pulls down her shirt and whips out her booby right in front of everyone to breast feed. She didn't have a little blanket to cover herself or anything. And my poor co-worker was just shocked and embarrassed.
My point is, if you wouldn't do it normally, what makes it okay to whip your **** out if you have a baby? I'm okay with public breast feeding, but as long as the woman is covering herself.
I'm pregnant but I certainly don't plan on showing the world my boobs when the baby needs to be fed. What do you guys think? |
Babies pull blankets off, revealing more than not using a blanket would. Would you rather hear a baby screaming while she was yelling over her guy to place an order.
I nurse in public without a cover when ever where ever, and that right is protected by law. Babies need to be fed they don't wait.
*as for the nurse in the restroom comment. Eww, I wouldn't eat in there, why should my guy. People that say that should go eat in the washroom themselves.
** You'lll waste more time and inadvertently show more breast fighting with a blanket than not using one. You will change your tune once you're on the other side of the fence. I applaud the women who breastfed without fear. We need more women like her to help society get over the sexualized breast idea. |
What would you do if your best friend bought you a book about of all things Menopause? I was so insulted that she bought me this while on vacation, I went over to her house around midnight in my nightgown and left it on her front porch.
I'm not going thru menopause, I have no interest whatsoever in the subject and she knows that any "female issues" make me extremely uncomfortable. (I almost vomited when her daughter came over the house unbuttoned her blouse and whipped her tit out and started breastfeeding...I ended up leaving before I puked on her carpet.)
I think this was a very cruel thing to do and asked her if this was a subtle way of telling me that I'm a psycho b*tch.
I realize that menopause is a part of life.....a part that I have no interest in whatsoever. It's how I feel, and I have a right to my opinion.
Nice comments welcome. |
| I don't know how old you are, but it sounds like you have a lot of issues. Her daughter's breast feeding had nothing to do with you-the baby was hungry and it was just women, so what is the big deal. If your friend is old enough to be a grandmother, she may be going through menopause, some women do in their 40s and she found this great book and wanted to share it with her dear friend. I'm sure she did not intend to insult you, it was just the way you decided to treat it. The rest of us do and have discussed menopause with our friends and make jokes about it. Stop with the denial and don't ruin your friendships. |
Normal Pre-Wedding Jitters? I have been in a good relationship with my fiancé for about 10 yrs now. Off and on for awhile but solid for about 6 years now. He is great, we are best friends but like all couples we are not perfect. I have felt a little nervous about the whole wedding for awhile but never actually felt the way I do now. A couple weeks ago I got my ring, paid final deposits and decided on my name. Last weekend at the bachelorette party it became apparent to me that this is the final step, it’s really happeneing and I kinda flipped.
Sorry that this part of the story is sorta in the 3rd person….
Last weekend the boys went out, got some strippers and did their thing. The girls went out grabbed some butts and did their thing. The girls got drunk and started calling cute boys to come and hang out. A couple of the girls suggested I call a good looking co-worker I used to work with. He came out we all drooled over him and went about our night with drinking and fun. I had no idea but the girls made it a plan to try and hook me up with the old co-worker. I had no intention of doing this but at the end of the night a friend suggested that the co-worker kiss me. He did, I did. Insanely drunk hot kissing. He proposed we all go back to his place. I stopped there.
I figure if my fiancé is licking the whipped cream off the **** of 3 strippers a little kiss is ok. Right?
Problem #1 is that my fiancé knows this guy. They are actually kinda friends. We run into this guy from time to time and talk with him. After the incident I went to go see the guy to make sure there is no tension and we are cool. Everything was fine. We laughed it off and all is forgotten. No regrets just fun
My issue, I almost wish I did go back to thee cabin. I feel like I have this insane curiosity that I need to crave. A last wish sort of thing. My fiancé is amazing, sexy great in bed, everything you want a man to be. But why am I thinking such whorish thoughts? Jitters?
Twice this week I went into panic attacks shaking thinking “what am I doing getting married”? I’ve been living off caffine, alcohol and smokes for about a week. Basically I know my man is amazing but I’m flippin!
Words of encouragement please to help me get over the jitters and not be tempted to sleep with the co-worker. I know the co-worker would feel odd about the whole thing but the sexual tension I think will always be there. Crap! Help! |
It's normal to feel nervous and it's especially normal to get that feeling of holy crap I'm only going to be sleeping with one person for the rest of my life! This can make it very hard for you to resist temptation, especially right at first. So, what you're feeling is totally normal.
You're in love with your fiance, or you wouldn't be marrying him. You know what this entails. So remember when he proposed and you said yes? Think about those times. Whenever you feel tempted, think of your future husband and all his wonderful qualities. Don't think of anything negative, just the things you love about him. And if you're really afraid you're going to give in, fulfill a fantasy, but do it with your husband. Get him while he's in a suit and tie and do a naughty secretary number on him or something.
Most importantly, talk to your fiance. Don't necessarily tell him that you desperately want to sleep with his friend, but let him know that you're worried and scared and explain your needs. If he loves you, he'll do his best to fulfill them himself so you won't go looking somewhere else.
Best of Luck and congratulations on your engagement! |
Why didn't my whip cream bikini STILL not work?? ? I have tried everything and I still deal with a limp sausage! I am a 130lb blonde with fake ****! |
| Put heresy kisses on yourself and i"ll be over in a jiffy=3 |
Fiance pressuring me to breastfeed! Help!? So I am not against breastfeeding what so ever! I have been thinking about it a lot, and my conclusion is I am going to breastfeed and bottle feed, due to going back to work. My fiance on the other hand is putting a great deal of pressure for me to breastfeed. The more and more he pressures me, the more and more I just want to say F It! I have tried telling him, well why don't you whip your tit out then.... all the little things woman say to try and ease them off your back! Nothing is working, I have sat down with him and asked him why it is so important that our little girl will be breastfed and he told me, I am selfish is I was not to do so!
We all have our reasons for breastfeeding and not breastfeeding! I have told him over and over again, I am going to breast feed her, while I am at home, but when it comes time to me going back to work, then I won't. he is just not getting it and I NEED HELP! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! |
| Tell him to hire a wet nurse if he cares that much. |