Why do libs that join the military expect the pay, benefits, and perks without doing anything? The sheer number of liberals in the military before the war was astounding -- but now that they're discovering its not the free ride they mistook it for, they're running the other way and pissing their panties about Bush. Why do libs always look for something for nothing? Don't they know that is theft? |
| In the words of that tree hugging bleeding heart liberal Theodore Roosevelt. "A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a fair shake afterward. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have." My Grandfather was a liberal who volunteered and served in WW1, my Father, also a liberal, was active duty Navy in WW2 and Korea, his brother, a liberal, was a Marine in WW2, I myself, a liberal, volunteered during Nam, served a 20 year career and retired after Desert Storm, I am also the brother, cousin, father, and father in law of liberal US sevice people. What have you and your family done that entitles you to accuse us of "not doing anything"? I was a communicator on an Admirals staff in Europe in the months before Desert Storm, and it wasn't me or my friends who were suddenly claiming conscientious objector status to try and get our of wartime service. You seem to think that disagreeing with Bush is unpatriotic, but I again quote T. Roosevelt, in a speech reported in the Kansas City Star, May 07, 1918, "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American People." |
What movies should I bring for a 7th Grade Class? Preferably something funny, like REALLY funny that makes them piss their panties.
I would watch the Hangover, but its got too much **** in it.
( One student brought Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif, and I nearly died of boredom I had to go out and hide in the toilet for the whole lesson. )
Suggestions? |
Shanghai Nights or Shanghai Noon
Rush Hour
Meet the Parents
Wedding Crashers
Wild Hogs (highly recommend)
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Dirty Work |
If Republicans behaved like homosexuals in California? What type of ruin would America be in if Republicans behaved like the homosexuals in California? America has spoken via a democratic process that they WANT OBAMA. The republicans have accepted this and have not pissed their panties 24/7 since the election.
Californians have spoken via a democratic process that they DON'T WANT GAY MARRIAGE. The homosexuals have not accepted this and are bent on behaving like guyren who didn't get their way.
Why is there a double standard to allow this behavior from liberals?
Pathetic, if you ask me. |
| People who aren't gay don't have any right to take rights away from people who are. Court rulings made same sex marriage legal. Prop. 8 was unconstitutional. So flick off. |
Why can I get away with being an asshole in real life but not here? I'll answer that question myself.
Girls IRL will let me get away with being a jerk because I make up for it by giving them what they want in bed. Being hot doesn't hurt, either.
And guys IRL are intimidated by me because I'm so damn macho.
People can say whatever the hell they want here because they're talking **** behind a computer. If they saw me in a dark alleyway, they'd piss their panties... or in the case of females, cream their panties. |
if you are soooo brave, why did you suspend your own account then?
"cream their panties?"
welcome back, evan. |
How do I pass a drug test? I know this is asked a lot but I don't care.
The problem is that my drug test is on Tuesday and I cannot get to any store to buy some Niacin. I have started taking B12 pills because they have niacin and they will keep my piss clear even after all the water I've been chugging.
I would like to take Niacin but because of Christmas, I doubt I'll be able to get any. Maybe Walgreen's?
My friend told me to take a q-tip, bend it so the ends touch, dip it in bleach, put it in a plastic bag and put it in my panties, then piss onto the q-tip then swirl it around in the piss as well. He did this like a month ago for his job and he passed. He also said drink bleach with milk... so his credibility in my eyes isn't really all that strong.
Don't answer if you're going to a) lecture me, b) tell me drinkning water won't help, because it does, or c) talk about your smoking stories because I haven't smoked in like... 4 days.... :( |
| Plan further ahead next time |
Holy ****!!!!!!!! now i really need help? hi its me again. for those who don't know me i'm the one who had the girl friend that liked to wet her self. well if you noticed on the question it said she texed me wanting to brake up. well now in school i've been trying to avoid her all day. i've been pretty depresed. any way, today at school, she kissed me in front of every one in the hall. i was really confused. what do i do? i run of course. now in my mind i'm like" what the hell is going on"? i was still depresed and the next thing i know we are making out in front of every one else. what do i do now. i'm still shoked that she texed me with the brake up desire and i really don't want to be with her always pissing her panties, now what" |
sounds like she wants to keep you on a string and stay in control of you, yet still be free to date others. You need to end it for good with her. You will be much happier and better off. She sounds like a loser and you can do better!
Why would you even want to be with somebody who would treat you like that?
She sounds wierd anyway |
POLL: Do YOU breed your dogs? + prong question? First question, a fun question for all the Dogs Section Regulars: do YOU breed? Are your dogs neutered, spayed? I don't care who you are, just answer. I know that BYB's will be pissing their panties and refusing to appear, but I am looking for everyone - from reputable breeders to trolls - to spill the beans on the table, though I particulary dislike some of them.
Second question... OK, as you may know (or maybe not) I recently brought home my 8 week old Samoyed puppy, Simon (on the profile pic). I have always been 100% FOR correction methods in trainer such as prongs and e-collars, since they are used correctly. I have been using them on Tilly since she is two years old, but never used them on her as a puppy (I probabilly didn't knew what they were...). I'm planning to ask this to my vet, but, just in case you are FOR prongs; when did you begin using them on your dog? At what age? And I can't resist to make a little play with those fools... If you are a bloody bunny-hugger, why do you dislike prongs so much? Just curious - what kinds of training methods do you use then? Click-click? I smell click-click...
Suggested category FAIL:
Society & Culture > Holidays > Valentine's Day |
No I don't breed and probably never will - I don't have the time or money for it. Maybe when I retire though...
My dog is neutered.
I LOVE my prong collar lol. I started using it on him when he was about 8 months old. |
Will Heat shut all the haters up once and for all? what a journey for the Heat. Picking up Lebron and Bosh, having EVERY team HATE them, Lebron getting boo'd at his homecoming, and everyone thought they sucked so much with the 11-8 start, everbody saying kobe would beat wade and lebron, celtics beating them 3-1 in season series..oh man all the haters are pissing their panties as each playoff game goes by....Well to all u haters have fun watching the heat finish off the defending eastern conference champs and 2 more series from winning the title. lol |
Im just happy the Boston fans can stfu.
I dont know if im the only one who can remember every time someone asked a question about the Heat they would post
"Heat 0-3 against the Celtics"
Guess it goes to show that talking crap during the regular season can come back to haunt you |
Would you be comfortable living in the white house? I mean, like: there is no privacy at all...everything is bugged or monitored...how can Michelle even take a piss? who washes the panties? don't the housekeepers sniff the sheets and shorts?.....when they gave the details of clintons oval office cigar tasting party, do you think they got all those details from monica lewinsky? |
| I think I'd feel uncomfortable having to rely on people I do not know to do my housework (and my laundry as well) and I'd probably feel as though I'm taking advantage of them. However, I don't think I'd mind the invasion of my privacy. |